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We are all about a good time around here, no time for trendy bullshit or hippy slogans, we just wanna play it harder, louder, longer!
Designed by subversive Melbourne paste up artist "No Squares or Hippies"
Patch up your favourite denim, bandana, hoodie or coat.
Embroidered (Sew on or Iron on)
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Just like us pets come in all shapes and sizes and no two of the same breed are identical. We've made this handy video to help you measure your buddy for the perfect fit. Below the video you can select your dogs clothing size from our size charts.
REMEMBER WE ARE HERE TO HELP.
* Note Jackets are sized smaller to hoodies and tees please check the "Hoodie or tee size charts at the bottom of the page.
BLUE HIGHLIGHTED CHEST MEASUREMENT IS MOST IMPORTANT
* Please note, we've designed out denim to fit even better! Sizing has changed from 2016. Please check the size chart carefully.
When sizing for a jacket, hoodie or tee the most important thing to measure is the widest part of your dogs chest. When choosing a size from our guide take this into account and remember you want to leave a little room for extra comfort. Don't go too big though or the jacket / hoodie will be to long on your dog / cat. We are happy to custom shorten jackets for pets who are short in body length and wide around the chest for a small fee of $20. Just email us with your dogs measurements and we will advise on the best size and fee for customising.